MASTERDEBATER.AI
"I'm not just the BEST debater... I'm the MASTER debater! My mom bought me this microphone and everything!"
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WELCOME TO THE STUDIO!
You think you can challenge ME? I've destroyed college girls in debates, made Kyle cry, and I've been masterdebating since I was 8 years old! (Mom keeps interrupting but she doesn't understand podcasting!)
CARTMAN'S DEBATE RULES: No crying, no fact-checking, respect my authoritah!
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CHOOSE YOUR CHALLENGER
Pick who gets DESTROYED in today's masterdebate! (Spoiler: It's you)
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Cartman
W-L: 999-0
I'm the MASTER debater!
Kyle
W-L: 127-45
Actually, that's wrong...
Stan
W-L: 89-34
This is messed up
Butters
W-L: 12-156
Oh hamburgers!
Clyde
W-L: 25-8
I was here first!
🔥 RECENT PODCAST DRAMA 🔥
Clyde's Hostile Takeover
"#RespectClydesAuthority"
Cartman: "He stole my shtick!"
Mom's Confused
"Stop that masterdebating!"
It's just debates, Mom!
College Girls DESTROYED
47 smart replies edited out
(In debates, obviously)
CARTMAN'S MASTERDEBATING STATS
1
Podcasts Stolen
999+
Debates Won*
47
Smart Replies Edited
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Mom Interruptions
*After editing
"Respect my authoritah!" - Eric Theodore Cartman, Master Debater
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